Monday, January 30, 2012
Get Out of That Closet
Labels:
Bert,
Cookie Monster,
Elmo,
Ernie,
Humor,
Sesame Street
Support Your Troops
Swamp People
Labels:
Art,
Kermit the Frog,
Star Wars,
The Muppets,
Yoda
Art Deco - Princess Leia A New Hope
Labels:
A New Hope,
Art,
Art Deco,
Death Star,
Galactic Senate,
Princess Leia Organa,
Rebel Alliance,
Star Wars
Art Deco - Princess Leia The Empire Strikes Back
Labels:
Art,
Art Deco,
Darth Vader,
Galactic Empire,
Millennium Falcon,
Princess Leia Organa,
Rebel Alliance,
Sith,
Star Wars,
The Empire Strikes Back
Sunday, January 29, 2012
Get Your ‘Ab Fab’ Drink On
PATSY: PICKLE-TINI
Absolut Peppar, Pickle juice, Tabasco
STEP ONE: Chill the glass by placing ice and soda in it and leaving it sit
STEP TWO: Grab that handy cocktail shaker
STEP THREE: Add 3.5oz Absolut Peppar (recipe included below)
STEP FOUR: Add a splash of pickle juice (similar to a martini with vermouth)
STEP FIVE: Add two dashes of Tabasco
STEP SIX: Add ice to shaker and shake vigorously
STEP SEVEN: Strain into cold martini glass
STEP EIGHT: Add a pickle slice/olive stick for garnish
EDINA: COCONUT COSMO
Absolut Citron, Triple Sec, Lime Cordial and Tangerine Coconut water
STEP ONE: Chill the glass by placing ice and soda in it and leaving it sit
STEP TWO: Grab your cocktail shaker
STEP THREE: Add 3oz Absolut Citron, 0.5oz Triple Sec, 0.5oz Lime Cordial, 1oz Tangerine Coconut water
STEP FOUR: Add ice to shaker, Shake vigorously
STEP FIVE: Strain into cold martini glass
STEP SIX: Add a lemon twist for garnish
SAFFY: PINK HENDRICK
Hendricks Gin, Bitters, Tea, Sweet Vermouth and Campari
STEP ONE: Grab your cocktail shaker
STEP TWO: Add 2oz Hendricks Gin, 3oz Tea, 0.5oz Sweet Vermouth, 0.5oz Campari and two dashes of Bitters
STEP THREE: Add ice to shaker and shake vigorously
STEP FOUR: Take tall Pilsner/Cocktail glass and pack with ice
STEP FIVE: Strain cocktail over ice
STEP SIX: Garnish with an orange
BUBBLE: PARISIAN TEA
Absolut Wild Tea, St. Germain with Ginger Syrup and fresh Lemon Juice
STEP ONE: Chill the martini glass by placing ice and soda in it and leaving it sit
STEP TWO: Get your cocktail shaker
STEP THREE: Add 3oz Absolut Wild Tea, 1oz St. Germain, 1oz ginger syrup (recipe below), 0.5oz lemon juice
STEP FOUR: Add ice to shaker and shake vigorously
STEP FIVE: Strain into cold martini glass (add champagne-optional)
STEP SIX: Garnish with a lemon twist
MOTHER: GRANNY SMITH
Scotch, Herb Syrup, fresh Apple Cider
STEP ONE: Get your cocktail shaker
STEP TWO: Add 3oz blended scotch (or spiced rum), 1oz herb syrup (recipe below) and 2oz of fresh apple cider
STEP THREE: Add ice to shaker and shake vigorously
STEP FOUR: Take tall Pilsner/Cocktail glass and pack with ice
STEP FIVE: Strain cocktail over ice
STEP SIX: Garnish with an lemon wedge and add a sprig of fresh rosemary or thyme for extra flavor
RECIPES FOR SPECIAL ELIXIRS
HERB SYRUP:
STEP ONE: Take one part sugar and one part water
STEP TWO: Add a few sprigs of rosemary and thyme
STEP THREE: Bring to the boil until it thickens
STEP FOUR: Let sit and cool for at least 30 minutes. The longer it sits, the better it tastes!
STEP FIVE: Strain out herbs and add to the Granny Smith or any other tea
GINGER SYRUP:
STEP ONE: Take one part sugar and one part water
STEP TWO: Add a few slices of fresh ginger
STEP THREE: Bring to a boil until it thickens
STEP FOUR: Let sit and cool for at least 30 minutes. The longer it sits, the better it tastes!
STEP FIVE: Strain out the ginger for use with the Parisian Tea or another tea-fused drink
PEPPAR VODKA:
STEP ONE: Get your favorite vodka brand and pour it into a mason jar or large container
STEP TWO: Add slices of fresh jalapeno or chipotle (process can be repeated for Citron vodka by adding lemons)
STEP THREE: Shake it a couple of times
STEP FOUR: Let sit and marinate overnight in the freezer (vodka doesn’t freeze)
Labels:
Ab Fab,
Absolut,
Absolutely Fabulous,
Joanna Lumley,
Patsy Stone,
Vodka
Too Fab
Labels:
Ab Fab,
Absolutely Fabulous,
Bubble,
Eddy,
Edina Monsoon,
Jane Horrocks,
Jennifer Saunders,
Joanna Lumley,
Julia Sawalha,
June Whitfield,
Mother,
Patsy Stone,
Saffy
Saturday, January 28, 2012
You Have a Family Request
Labels:
Bespin,
Cloud City,
Darth Vader,
Facebook,
Galactic Empire,
Humor,
Luke Skywalker,
Rebel Alliance,
Sith,
Star Wars,
The Empire Strikes Back
Abercrombie & Fitch Lads
Labels:
Abercrombie and Fitch,
Art,
Lad,
Male,
Model
Kermit Had a Long Weekend...
Batman and Robin
My Spider Sense is Tingling...
Labels:
Fapping,
Humor,
Spider-Man,
Superheroes,
Wank
Absolut Fab
Labels:
Ab Fab,
Absolut,
Absolutely Fabulous,
Eddy,
Edina Monsoon,
Jennifer Saunders,
Joanna Lumley,
Patsy Stone,
Vodka
Off To Work
Labels:
Droids,
Galactic Empire,
Humor,
Lego,
Star Wars,
Stormtrooper
Friday, January 27, 2012
Get A Free Jock With Every Order Of $40 Or More Until February 1
GET A FREE JOCK WITH EVERY ORDER OF $40 OR MORE
From now until Wednesday, February 1st (midnight EST) if your product total is $40 or more, Jockstrap Central will throw in a free jockstrap. While supplies last, the free jockstrap will be one of their Omtex or Wolf Athletic Supporters (If they run out, you'll still get a free jock, just not one of those.) On the last step of your checkout (the invoice page) you'll be asked to choose your size and color preference.Both Omtex and Wolf jockstraps are phenomenal and since launching them on their website a few years ago, they've become one of our best sellers for Jockstrap Central. Guys love them whether it's for support during sports, or simply as everyday underwear.
Labels:
Fetish,
Fetish Wear,
Gear,
Jock,
Jockstrap,
Jockstrap Central,
Link,
Product,
Promotions
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Boba Fett and Darth Vader
"This facility is crude, but it should be adequate to freeze Skywalker for his journey to the Emperor."
―Darth Vader, Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back
Labels:
Bespin,
Boba Fett,
Bounty Hunter,
Carbon-Freezing Chamber,
Carbonite,
Cloud City,
Darth Vader,
Galactic Empire,
Sith,
Star Wars,
The Empire Strikes Back
The Death Star vs. Alderaan
Labels:
A New Hope,
Alderaan,
Death Star,
Galactic Empire,
Star Wars
Peter the Hutt
Labels:
Family Guy,
Humor,
Jabba Desilijic Tiure,
Jabba the Hutt,
Peter Griffin,
Princess Leia Organa,
Star Wars
The Empire Needs You
Labels:
Galactic Empire,
Recruitment Poster,
Star Wars,
Stormtrooper
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
It's a Map!
Labels:
Admiral Ackbar,
Humor,
Rebel Alliance,
Return Of The Jedi,
Star Wars
Trooper Hot Tub
Labels:
Galactic Empire,
Lego,
Star Wars,
Stormtrooper
Keep Calm and Move Along
Labels:
Art,
Artoo-Detoo,
Astromech Droid,
C-3PO,
Droids,
Protocol Droid,
R2-D2,
Rebel Alliance,
See-Threepio,
Star Wars
Regrets
Labels:
Droids,
Galactic Empire,
Humor,
Star Wars,
Stormtrooper
Wookiees Deserve Medals Too!
Labels:
A New Hope,
Artoo-Detoo,
Astromech Droid,
Chewbacca,
Chewie,
Han Solo,
Humor,
Luke Skywalker,
Princess Leia Organa,
R2-D2,
Rebel Alliance,
Star Wars,
Wookiee
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Tusken Attack
A fierce Tusken Raider leader URoRRuR'R'R attacking Luke Skywalker.
Labels:
A New Hope,
Gaderffii,
Gaffi Stick,
Jundland Wastes,
Sand People,
Star Wars,
Tatooine,
Tusken Raider,
URoRRuR'R'R
Monday, January 23, 2012
Mighty Muggs: Han Solo
Labels:
A New Hope,
Han Solo,
Mighty Muggs,
Star Wars
Mighty Muggs: Chewbacca
Labels:
A New Hope,
Chewbacca,
Chewie,
Mighty Muggs,
Return Of The Jedi,
Star Wars,
The Empire Strikes Back,
Wookiee
A Long Time Ago...
Labels:
A New Hope,
Ben Kenobi,
C-3PO,
Chewbacca,
Darth Vader,
Death Star,
Governor Tarkin,
Han Solo,
Jawa,
Luke Skywalker,
Princess Leia Organa,
R2-D2,
Star Wars,
Stormtrooper,
T.I.E. Fighter,
Tusken Raider,
X-Wing Fighter
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