Tuesday, March 27, 2012
You're So Hot with Chris Mintz-Plasse and Dave Franco
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God, you are so hot. I wanna strip you down butt a*s naked, and literally cover every single inch of your body with my tongue. I mean, up and down, left and right, until you can't stand it anymore. I mean your back is arched, you're clawing at my chest panting in my ear just fu**in begging for it. [Whispering] And then I enter you. [End Whispering] And we both cum almost instantaneously, in unison. And it's fu**ing epic.
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[Music Playing]
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You're so hot, that I want to drop my cum bombs into your a*s trench, World War Two style.
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[Music Playing]
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You're so hot, I'm gonna jerk you off into a Popsicle mold, and then I'm gonna freeze the cum, and then I'm gonna deep throat that cum-sicle. [Gagging Sounds]
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I wanna paint your tight little a*shole blue, and pretend like I'm fu**in' your avatar.
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Oh man, you are so fu**in' sizzling hot. I want Morgan Spurlock to direct a documentary on my life, but instead of eating McDonald's for thirty days straight, I'm gonna eat your a*shole.
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[Music Playing]
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[Deep Breath] You are so hot. I wanna go to a Justin Bieber concert, right when he gets off stage all sweaty like, I'm gonna steal him, take his precious little head, shove it so far up your a*shole that his lips come straight up to your pee hole, so when I jerk you off, as you're cumming, your pee hole's gonna sing to me. [Singing] Baby, baby, baby cum, right...
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[Singing] Baby, baby, baby cum.
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I fu**in' love that song.
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[Whispering] That's a fu**in' number one.
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[Whispering] That's fu**in' sexy.
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[Whispering] Wait, wait, wait. One second.
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[Whispering] Yeah, yeah.
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[Whispering] Your lips.
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[Whispering] Yeah, get me.
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[Whispering] Look chapped.
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[Whispering] Give me. Oh, yeah, get that lip, get that, get that bottom lip.
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[Whispering] Okay, almost got it.
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[Whispering] Mm.
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[Whispering] Gotta get the upper.
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[Whispering] Oh yeah, get that upper deck.
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[Whispering] Okay.
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[Whispering] Mm, get it.
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[Whispering] That feel good?
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[Whispering] Mm. Wanna know how fu**in hot you are?
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[Whispering] Breath tastes. Feel that?
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Yeah, you feel that sh**? Yeah, you wanna know how fu**in' hot you are?
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[Whispering] Tell me how hot I am.
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You're so hot, I wanna take the extra foreskin of my uncircumcised c*ck.
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That's my favorite part about you.
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And I wanna stretch it, and then I wanna press it like Silly Putty on a freshly printed newspaper to extract the ink. And then I wanna pull back, and I wanna have you read it back to me in your best Ray Fine impersonation... 00:03:15.000 --> 00:03:16.000 [Choking Sounds]
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[Laughs] Oh, ho ho!
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[Bells Ring] 00:03:19.000 --> 00:03:22.000 [Crowd Cheering]
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Mm. Good match.
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Dude, your foreskin is touching my butt.
Smirnoff Citri-tini
Smirnoff Citri-tini
- 1 fl oz SMIRNOFF® Lime Flavored Vodka
- 0.5 fl oz SMIRNOFF® Orange Flavored Vodka
- 0.5 fl oz Sour Mix
- 2.5 fl oz Pineapple Juice
Shake, strain and serve in a martini glass. Garnish with a lime wedge
Monday, March 26, 2012
Santana featuring Rob Thomas - Smooth
Man its a hot one
Like seven inches from the midday sun
I hear you whisper and the words melt everyone
But you stay so cool
My mu equita my Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa
Friday, March 23, 2012
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Sunday, March 18, 2012
Marvel’s Gay “Young Avengers” Share Long Awaited First Kiss
If we had to wait for seven years to kiss our boyfriends we'd likely be on the verge of a Michael Douglas like nervous breakdown in Falling Down. Talk about a seven year itch! But fan-favorite "Young Avengers" Teddy Altman and Billy Kaplan (superhero names: Wiccan and Hulking), finally got to lip lock—after waiting since 2005—in this week's long awaited issue of the Marvel comic.
Though it's certainly not Marvel's first same sex smooch, Comics Alliance explains why this week's highly-anticipated kiss is historic:
Usually when a kiss between two characters is as highly anticipated and as rapturously received by fans as the Young Avengers kiss has been, it's because the kiss is the moment two characters acknowledge their mutual attraction and get together. If you look at examples in TV shows like Cheers, Lost and Veronica Mars, epic fan-pleasing kisses are always a way to resolve long-simmering tension between two characters.
This kiss isn't like that. Drawn by Jim Cheung and Mark Morales, this is a kiss between two characters who have been in a committed relationship since before their first "on-screen" appearance. This is a kiss between two characters who have long-ago acknowledged their attraction and already established their devotion. And that's why this kiss is remarkable; because it took seven years to show a kiss between two characters who must kiss each other every day. It's a remarkable kiss because of all the times we haven't seen it.
And the countdown for the One Million Moms protest starts at 3, 2, ...
Avengers The Children's Crusade (2010) #9The big climax that sets the stage big time for what is to come in 2012! Deaths and departures! The funeral of an Avenger. The final fate of the Scarlet Witch. A new lineup and a new direction for the Young Avengers. Cover price $3.99.
Archie Gay Marriage Comic Sells Out: One Million Moms Out of Luck
When a comic book featuring same-sex marriage hit the shelves at Toys 'R' Us, a nationwide organization of conservative women threatened to boycott the retail chain.
But on Thursday, Archie Comics announced in a press release that their controversial 16th issue of "Life With Archie" had completely sold out.
The issue was released Jan. 4. It chronicled the marriage of Kevin Keller, the series' first openly gay character, to his African-American partner Clay Walker. The cover showed Keller, dressed in his U.S. military uniform, standing with a tuxedoed Walker beneath a "Just Married" banner.
In tying their fictional knot, Kevin and Clay elicited the ire of a group called One Million Moms, a division of the American Family Association. "These comic books are sold at the front checkout counters, so they are highly visible to employees, managers, customers and children," said a statement on the OMM website. "Unfortunately, children are now being exposed to same-sex marriage in a toy store. This is the last place a parent would expect to be confronted with questions from their children on topics that are too complicated for them to understand. Issues of this nature are being introduced too early and too soon, which is becoming extremely common and unnecessary."
The group urged concerned mothers to email top executives at Toys 'R' Us. The text of the message supplied by OMM reads: "Please remove all the same-sex 'Just Married - Archie' comic books immediately from your shelves. My decision to shop in your stores depends on it."
Toys 'R' Us did not issue a public response. Nor did they have to remove the comics from their shelves; paying customers did it for them.
"Our fans have come out in full force to support Kevin," said Archie Comics co-CEO Jon Goldwater in a press release. "He is, without a doubt, the most important new character in Archie history. He's here to stay."
Neither Toys 'R' Us nor OMM representatives responded to requests for comment.
This is the second defeat for One Million Moms in as many months. In January, the group encouraged a boycott against JC Penney when the department store hired gay talk show host Ellen DeGeneres as a spokeswoman. OMM posted a note on its website saying that the comedian was "not a true representation of the type of families that shop at their store. The majority of JC Penney shoppers will be offended and choose to no longer shop there."
DeGeneres discussed the issue on her talk show and won support from viewers and shoppers across the country.
Saturday, March 17, 2012
Life with Archie Married Life (2010) #16
In 'Archie Marries Veronica,' Kevin returns from battle a war hero and the whole gang have assembled to watch him tie the knot! However it's not wedded bliss for all in attendance as the sting of separation from Veronica continues to pain Archie. Then, in 'Archie Marries Betty' Kevin's wedding is upon us and you're on the guest list! But how exactly did Kevin meet his significant other? Meanwhile, Archie juggles teaching responsibilities with his marriage to Betty. Don't miss out on the wedding event of the year that everyone's talking about! Cover price $3.99.
American Family Association targets Kevin Keller comics at Toys ‘R’ Us [Updated]
The American Family Association, a conservative Christian group whose mission is to “inform, equip, and activate individuals to strengthen the moral foundations of American culture,” has aimed its ire at Archie Comics and Toys “R” Us over retail chain selling comics featuring the same-sex marriage of Kevin Keller.
Through its website OneMillionMoms.com, the nonprofit organization has asked members to send emails to Toys “R” Us “requesting they remove all the same-sex ‘Just Married – Archie’ comic books immediately from their shelves.” According to the group’s website:
Select Toys ‘R’ Us stores are now selling ‘Archie’ comic books with a same-sex wedding displayed on the front cover. The front cover reads “Just Married” with two men marrying and one is wearing a service uniform. This comic book is being sold in select stores across the country. One example is the Queensbury, NY location in the upstate New York area.
Toys ‘R’ Us employees do not actually set up the displays; they leave this up to the vendor, but they should be aware of the merchandise being sold in their stores nonetheless. These comic books are sold at the front checkout counters so they are highly visible to employees, managers, customers and children. Unfortunately, children are now being exposed to same-sex marriage in a toy store. This is the last place a parent would expect to be confronted with questions from their children on topics that are too complicated for them to understand. Issues of this nature are being introduced too early and too soon, which is becoming extremely common and unnecessary.
Toys “R” Us joins a long list of companies that the AFA has targeted through its OneMillionMoms.com and OneMillionDads.com sites, including ABC, Disney, The Clorox Company, 7-Eleven, Home Depot and the FOX network. One Million Moms most recently mounted an unsuccessful campaign to convince JC Penney to fire Ellen DeGeneres as the retail chain’s spokeswoman.
(via LGBT Weekly)
Update: When asked for comment, Archie sent us the following statement from their CEO, Jon Goldwater: “We stand by Life with Archie #16. As I’ve said before, Riverdale is a safe, welcoming place that does not judge anyone. It’s an idealized version of America that will hopefully become reality someday.
“We’re sorry the American Family Association/OneMillionMoms.com feels so negatively about our product, but they have every right to their opinion, just like we have the right to stand by ours. Kevin Keller will forever be a part of Riverdale, and he will live a happy, long life free of prejudice, hate and narrow-minded people.”
You’re Invited: The X-Men Set To Celebrate Its First Gay Wedding
Northstar, one of a Marvel's first official gay characters, is finally set to wed his boyfriend in what is sure to be an historic upcoming issue of the Astonishing X-Men.The wedding has been baited in the comic for a few months, but only now are we finding out that it will be of the homosezzual variety. According to Marjorie Liu, writer of issue #51 (which Marvel has promoted with a "Save the Date" notice), Northstar will be a central character in the wedding storyline.
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In comics, weddings never go by without some drama, and this summer, wedding bells are in the air for one of Marvel Comics more dramatically romantic franchises.
The publisher today released a teaser for Marjorie Liu and Mike Perkins' incoming run on "Astonishing X-Men," pointing towards impending nuptials for someone in the cast:
Aside from team leader Wolverine -- who's had some rather interesting weddings in his past already -- candidates appearing in the book include Warbird, Northstar, Gambit, Iceman, Cecelia Reyes and Karma. Of course, possibilities exist within that group for some romantic twists when you look at Gambit's longstanding relationship with Rogue, or Iceman and Reyes' history together, although considering the highly-publicized wedding of Archie character Kevin Keller, it's not unlikely that Marvel and Liu could be booking a reception hall for Northstar and his popular-with-fans boyfriend Kyle.
In a conference call announcing the series last month, Liu said of the book, "We've got Northstar moving back to New York and he's going to be living with his boyfriend, Kyle...Another side of it, we've got characters like Cecelia and Gambit circling each other and [Gambit] moving into his own apartment in Westchester."
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