You're So Hot with Chris Mintz-Plasse and Dave Franco

You're So Hot with Chris Mintz-Plasse and Dave Franco from Dave Franco

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God, you are so hot. I wanna strip you down butt a*s naked, and literally cover every single inch of your body with my tongue. I mean, up and down, left and right, until you can't stand it anymore. I mean your back is arched, you're clawing at my chest panting in my ear just fu**in begging for it. [Whispering] And then I enter you. [End Whispering] And we both cum almost instantaneously, in unison. And it's fu**ing epic.

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You're so hot, that I want to drop my cum bombs into your a*s trench, World War Two style.

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You're so hot, I'm gonna jerk you off into a Popsicle mold, and then I'm gonna freeze the cum, and then I'm gonna deep throat that cum-sicle. [Gagging Sounds]

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I wanna paint your tight little a*shole blue, and pretend like I'm fu**in' your avatar.

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Oh man, you are so fu**in' sizzling hot. I want Morgan Spurlock to direct a documentary on my life, but instead of eating McDonald's for thirty days straight, I'm gonna eat your a*shole.

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[Deep Breath] You are so hot. I wanna go to a Justin Bieber concert, right when he gets off stage all sweaty like, I'm gonna steal him, take his precious little head, shove it so far up your a*shole that his lips come straight up to your pee hole, so when I jerk you off, as you're cumming, your pee hole's gonna sing to me. [Singing] Baby, baby, baby cum, right...

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[Singing] Baby, baby, baby cum.

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I fu**in' love that song.

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[Whispering] That's a fu**in' number one. 

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[Whispering] That's fu**in' sexy.

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[Whispering] Wait, wait, wait. One second.

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[Whispering] Yeah, yeah.

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[Whispering] Your lips.

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[Whispering] Yeah, get me.

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[Whispering] Look chapped.

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[Whispering] Give me. Oh, yeah, get that lip, get that, get that bottom lip.

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[Whispering] Okay, almost got it. 

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[Whispering] Mm.

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[Whispering] Gotta get the upper.

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[Whispering] Oh yeah, get that upper deck.

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[Whispering] Okay.

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[Whispering] Mm, get it.

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[Whispering] That feel good? 

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[Whispering] Mm. Wanna know how fu**in hot you are?

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[Whispering] Breath tastes. Feel that?

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Yeah, you feel that sh**? Yeah, you wanna know how fu**in' hot you are?

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[Whispering] Tell me how hot I am.

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You're so hot, I wanna take the extra foreskin of my uncircumcised c*ck. 

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That's my favorite part about you.

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And I wanna stretch it, and then I wanna press it like Silly Putty on a freshly printed newspaper to extract the ink. And then I wanna pull back, and I wanna have you read it back to me in your best Ray Fine impersonation... 00:03:15.000 --> 00:03:16.000 [Choking Sounds]

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[Laughs] Oh, ho ho!

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[Bells Ring]  00:03:19.000 --> 00:03:22.000 [Crowd Cheering]

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Mm. Good match.

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Dude, your foreskin is touching my butt.