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Friday, June 1, 2012

Gnorman Gnombie

Gnorman Gnombie

.....okay here it is....our little friend's physical specifications...at 20" tall and 14" wide they will tear into the kneecaps of adolescents.....made of solid cold form resin weighing 12 pounds, they can used to bludgeon even the most vigilant of Jehovah's Witnesses...our Gnombie is ready for any environment with his individually hand painted exterior utilizing an all weather paint and a outer layer protectant that aids in providing an additional level of protection from the elements, but not from late night poachers...we are vigilant in our protection of our little friend as you should be.....and it should go without saying, in addition to their physical specifications......these are 100% evil....so need not worry about our Gnombie as you can be rest assured it is those without, who should be concerned about a late night brain feast.......

Shipping Weight: 12lbs
PRICE: $126.66 USD

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